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The Tech Jargon Generator:

http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/

Hit the "generate" button and got: "Send the backup internet into the array, it will copy the microchip by quantifying its XHTML mainframe!"

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Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:14 pm
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I kind of want to do a movie now that treats itself like a serious sci-fi film, but all technobabble nouns are replaced with the word "thing" and all technobable verbs are replaced with the word "do".

"They're inside the thing, use the thingy thing to do something to their thing!"

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Cliffie wrote:
The Tech Jargon Generator:

http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/

Hit the "generate" button and got: "Send the backup internet into the array, it will copy the microchip by quantifying its XHTML mainframe!"



You can test this in a random Star Trek NG scene.

Picard: Lt. LaForge, we have to get the warp engines back online immediately!

Geordi: Captain, our DHCP array is down, our only choice is to back up and reboot the primary firewall!

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Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:51 am
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And let us never forget the buddy movie generator.

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(from Psychos In Love)

Sample piscatorial love at Cliffie's Notes! Now in blog form for the greater good of the Fish Conspiracy!


Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:46 pm
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I just went there and got "He's a shy Republican househusband with acid for blood."

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