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Earlier this week, a North Dakota man claiming to be Jesus Christ and who also claimed that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe was arrested by the Secret Service for plotting to kidnap one of Obama's dogs. The agents also discovered unregistered firearms and hundreds of rounds of ammunition in his possession.

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And I bet the lamestream media just cavalierly dismissed the possibility that he might actually be Jesus Christ, without giving what could be the story of the millennium any of the serious investigation it deserved.

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Scripture says "I will come like a thief in the night."
Presidential dog napper would fit that bill, you know.

It's only the small-minded who would label such behavior lunatic.

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supersonic man wrote:
And I bet the lamestream media just cavalierly dismissed the possibility that he might actually be Jesus Christ, without giving what could be the story of the millennium any of the serious investigation it deserved.


That must be what those initials on the rubber bracelets mean:

WDWJK

Whose Dog Would Jesus Kidnap?

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Cliffie wrote:
supersonic man wrote:
And I bet the lamestream media just cavalierly dismissed the possibility that he might actually be Jesus Christ, without giving what could be the story of the millennium any of the serious investigation it deserved.


That must be what those initials on the rubber bracelets mean:

WDWJK

Whose Dog Would Jesus Kidnap?


I would have bet cash money on a Pomeranian.

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But the Peke shall inherit the Earth.

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Victoria Silverwolf wrote:
But the Peke shall inherit the Earth.


Puns like that are worth three cycles in the salt mines.

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Mr. Paradox wrote:
Victoria Silverwolf wrote:
But the Peke shall inherit the Earth.


Puns like that are worth three cycles in the salt mines.


I believe she works midnights in a hospital pharmacy, which is more than close enough.

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