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Then it will get all irritated and wipe out the human race.

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Apparently Cockneys vs. Zombies wasn't fictional...

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Ira Levin's creepiest story just came true. Just saying.

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Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:01 pm
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Last night at the Smithee Awards, the emcee pointed out that this year is 20 years AFTER the events in Escape From New York were supposed to happen. Shocking as it seems, things are getting better out there. New York City, far from becoming a fenced prison colony, has been scrubbed almost free of crime by broken-windows policing; employment nationally is down to about 5% and there are actually zillions of skilled jobs we can't seem to fill; I even got a raise for the first time in 2 years.

What a downer for the sci-fi filmmakers!

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Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:17 pm
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So I just finished reading Amityville: House of Lies by London Knight, right? (Thumbnail review: don't even bother with this one.) And I headed over to Burger King for lunch and my bill came to $6.66. :shock:

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So I just finished reading Amityville: House of Lies by London Knight, right? (Thumbnail review: don't even bother with this one.) And I headed over to Burger King for lunch and my bill came to $6.66. :shock:

Great...now I have to explain to my coworkers why I just laughed so loud....

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This:

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Was this organism developed by a Nazi scientist? Can they aggregate into a single giant sea flea?

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My co-worker/supervisor is having her home re-modeled. Part of her plan was to expand her flower garden in the back with many types of flowers indigenous to central Kentucky.

She told me this morning that she was frustrated because, yesterday, she meant to take deliver of some species of Preying Mantis that she planned to unleash in her yard. But the package, mysteriously, didn't arrive. So, you know exactly where my mind went... right?

It got better: I had envisioned a collection of live Praying Mantids in the same way that some companies will ship you Queen Bees.

Oh, no. What she bought was SEVERAL "oothaca" (the egg sacs of Praying Mantids) which contain 50-200 individual eggs!!! that are especially harvested by this "organics company."

I'm just waiting for the carnage to begin

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Bug 2: Praying For Mercy

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Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:36 pm
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Cliffie wrote:
Bug 2: Praying For Mercy


Bug 2: Bedtime Preyers

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So, right after yet another radio news report about Trump squaring off with Kim Jong Un -- the one quoting Big Orange as saying "we'll retaliate in a way nobody has ever seen before" -- they did a bit on the upcoming total eclipse and how until recently, when enlightenment came to the populace, that phenomenon was foolishly seen as a harbinger of evil tidings.

The combination of subject matter seemed unfortunate to me.

Maybe if we just drop the two of them off on a remote atoll with a pack of matches and a pointed stick each, they can work it out between the two of them. Maybe Odo Island? Maybe Goji can wade ashore and REALLY straighten out their attitudes. Because otherwise, there could really "B" a movie in this.

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This could make a fine sequel to The Satan Bug or maybe a riff on Austen Powers or Casanova Frankenstein.

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Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:39 pm
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And then there's this. Can a gnarly-looking DNA software mutant invading the angry protoplasm of a skatepunk hacker and going on the rampage be far behind?

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