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I haven't seen it yet, but I heard there was a new Army recruiting ad that has the proud father of a daughter entering the service talking nostalgically about his combat experience in "the war of '96," but also his dread of what "those things" might do to his little girl. Yeah, he's talking about ID4. Apparently someone at the Pentagon thinks it will bring in more scientific types into the military...


Yeah, there are a bunch of these viral-marketing type ads and specials for it which play out like in-universe news reports and interviews, with everyone acting in character. Rather silly.

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Let's sit back and see if it actually works. As we know, they never make mistakes down at the Pentagon. 8)

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"Other hypothesis about the little monster's potential origins are that it might be a wolverine, a carnivorous mammal resembling a small bear or a marten – another slender, agile mammal living in the snow forests of Siberia."

The very first thing to cross my mind when I saw the photo was, "That has to be some kind of weasel, right?"

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"Other hypothesis about the little monster's potential origins are that it might be a wolverine, a carnivorous mammal resembling a small bear or a marten – another slender, agile mammal living in the snow forests of Siberia."

The very first thing to cross my mind when I saw the photo was, "That has to be some kind of weasel, right?"


The skull is very, very bearlike. But the rest of it looks likes something in between a monkey and a cormorant.

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This made my whole weekend. A species of 6-foot-long walking catfish imported from Africa has gotten loose in the sewers of Cuba and is apparently eating people's chickens and puppies. Can a B-movie version of events be far behind?

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This made my whole weekend. A species of 6-foot-long walking catfish imported from Africa has gotten loose in the sewers of Cuba and is apparently eating people's chickens and puppies. Can a B-movie version of events be far behind?

SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES!


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Please let them cast Jeff Combs in the movie!

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The lungs, diaphragm and larynx have no important role in speech -- you only need the lips and tongue to be hooked up and working if you want to speak.

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Cliffie wrote:
The lungs, diaphragm and larynx have no important role in speech -- you only need the lips and tongue to be hooked up and working if you want to speak.


Shouldn't this be over in "Things I learned"?

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Vicious and deadly flightless birds are trying to break into your house. (If you live in rural Australia.)

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And they will name it "Jet Jaguar"...

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I can't wait until it programs itself to grow to fifty feet in height, and then broadcasts on its monitor, "F***, I FORGOT I DON'T HAVE LEGS."

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