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Kraken rises to the surface in Toyama Bay, Japan

This is the aquatic equivalent of seeing a leprechaun.

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Charnelhouse wrote:
Kraken rises to the surface in Toyama Bay, Japan

This is the aquatic equivalent of seeing a leprechaun.


Santa Squid, Charnelhouse. You mean Santa Squid!

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Cliffie wrote:
Charnelhouse wrote:
Kraken rises to the surface in Toyama Bay, Japan

This is the aquatic equivalent of seeing a leprechaun.


Santa Squid, Charnelhouse. You mean Santa Squid!



"Shaved Monkey"? I know you meant humanoid, but I've known a lot of Politically Correct people who would take that as a racist slur, or at least pretend to so that they can feel good about denigrating someone else as being a racist and thus inferior to them.

In any event, I found this on the side from You Tube that was even more interesting than Santa Claus Squid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7A-M4yyjwc


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"Shaved Monkey"? I know you meant humanoid, but I've known a lot of Politically Correct people who would take that as a racist slur, or at least pretend to so that they can feel good about denigrating someone else as being a racist and thus inferior to them.

So was that a warning to be more careful in the name of political correctness while denigrating those who ARE PC? That's a unique message.

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Fornax wrote:
"Shaved Monkey"? I know you meant humanoid, but I've known a lot of Politically Correct people who would take that as a racist slur, or at least pretend to so that they can feel good about denigrating someone else as being a racist and thus inferior to them.

In any event, I found this on the side from You Tube that was even more interesting than Santa Claus Squid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7A-M4yyjwc


The last thing I am ever going to worry about is whether I'm offending people with Cliffie's Notes. Cliffie hates the whole human race, wants them killed and eaten YESTERDAY, and doesn't care who knows it.

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KO Rob wrote:
Fornax wrote:
"Shaved Monkey"? I know you meant humanoid, but I've known a lot of Politically Correct people who would take that as a racist slur, or at least pretend to so that they can feel good about denigrating someone else as being a racist and thus inferior to them.

So was that a warning to be more careful in the name of political correctness while denigrating those who ARE PC? That's a unique message.


No, just suggesting that you should be more careful to prevent the Politically Correct types from having an excuse to dump all over you and make your life a living hell. I've had that happen to myself, and its not an experience that I'd wish on anyone else. Especially not on an always interesting writer like Cliffie.


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Amazon's new engine has a zombie clause...

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Working in a pharmacy, I get to see the allergies that people claim to have. This allergy to Xanax, claimed by one patient, reads like the start of a movie plot.

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I'm glad people still understand their primary cultural touchstones.

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Killer bees disrupt Spring Training game

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Serves them right, using insecticide to kill a perfectly harmless swarm. If anyone had any brains, they would have been in full bee gear gathering their own hive. One knock in a box and the remainder of the hive goes calmly after them.

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William Girdler couldn't have put it better. And you're so right.

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A truck passed me today on the road, with RECALL written on the side in great big letters. By the time I noticed that, was too late to see whether Dr. Lull was behind the wheel...

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I haven't seen it yet, but I heard there was a new Army recruiting ad that has the proud father of a daughter entering the service talking nostalgically about his combat experience in "the war of '96," but also his dread of what "those things" might do to his little girl. Yeah, he's talking about ID4. Apparently someone at the Pentagon thinks it will bring in more scientific types into the military...

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