"You, contact the ship! You, rock and roll! I'll go fight some villains and make their blood come out with this
-- Phoenix, addressing me and Izzy, dressed in his Iron Man costume wielding an Egyptian dagger bought on Halloween clearance
"1.) Step-Dad stole mummies from the KKK."
-- The first in a list of reasons why HKC's life is crazy
-- MarloweI have some movies.