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Superfly Jesus film - Made in Scotland maybe 
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I heard about this film from a friend, but he couldn't remember the name. Is my chain being yanked, or is this real?

The film is set in Scotland. The main character is a chubby teenage girl who watches WWF wrestler Superfly Jimmy Snuka on the TV when she isn't being picked on by the popular kids.

After meeting with Jesus himself (who apparently has a mullet, a Scottish accent, and is a fan of either the Rangers or the Celtics-my friend forgot) she is inspired to climb this wall in PE class.

The finale is her climbing to the top of the bar, and as the popular kids poke fun at her, she streches out her arms like Snuka and leaps from the top of the wall. Landing on the head popular girl, she crushes her to death before before being lifted upon the shoulders of her classmates and carried off as Jesus winks at her from the woods.

So, is this a real film or did I get hornswoggled?

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My vote goes for hornswoggled. It almost sounds like a 'free enterprise'-type film where the fanboys are the main focus of the film. Is Snuka even in this? How recent did this come out?

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Snuka's only shown on TV, and I don't know the date. Maybe late 80's or early 90's?

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You sure it's a movie, and not a music video?

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If it's a real movie, I must see it. If that's Jesus, I must convert immediately. This is one of those deals that makes you wonder how many of the finest films never make it here because they're from someplace goofy like Lapland.

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The Lapp Film Commission agrees with your consternation, Mizz Fish...

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I heard about this film from a friend, but he couldn't remember the name. Is my chain being yanked, or is this real?

The film is set in Scotland. The main character is a chubby teenage girl who watches WWF wrestler Superfly Jimmy Snuka on the TV when she isn't being picked on by the popular kids.

After meeting with Jesus himself (who apparently has a mullet, a Scottish accent, and is a fan of either the Rangers or the Celtics-my friend forgot) she is inspired to climb this wall in PE class.

The finale is her climbing to the top of the bar, and as the popular kids poke fun at her, she streches out her arms like Snuka and leaps from the top of the wall. Landing on the head popular girl, she crushes her to death before before being lifted upon the shoulders of her classmates and carried off as Jesus winks at her from the woods.

So, is this a real film or did I get hornswoggled?



If its not real it should be made right this second as iv already told atleast 4 people about it

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